Welcome to our Evil Lair!

We’re the goriest couple in movie riffing!

Gary Slasher is your typical cleaver-wielding psychopath, but he was unable to get past other blood-soaked peers in his field and make it on the big screen. So, he decided to take those Hollywood big-shots down a peg or two! After all… if you can’t join ’em, riff ‘em!

Erin Slasher, a brain devouring zombie with a heart of gold, was happy to tag along and help take on the horror industry that has reduced her kind to shuffling, moaning cannon fodder.

Together, we formed Hor-RIFF-ic Productions!

With all the spirit of Mystery Science Theater 3000 and all the stickiness of buckets of blood, we tear our brethren to shreds with our sharp wit and sharper tongues. With the supply of fresh brains our only limitation, no horror movie is safe!

Feel free to look around and see our latest victims. Be sure to wear protective goggles, and Scotch guard the carpet or it will stain!