How can a movie with Dracula, Frankenstein, the Mummy, Wolfman, and the Creature from the Black Lagoon be bad? Exhibit A: The Monster Squad.
Hor-RIFF-ic Productions riffers, Gary and Erin Slasher, are primed to rip this 80s childhood favorite limb from limb. Yes, even the little girl, that @#$%&!
In case you’re not familiar with this Goonies knock-off, here’s what you’re in for:
- Science… I dig it man!
- Armadillos… wait, what?
- Nards… they’re everywhere!
- Fat Kid News… All fat kids, All the time.
- The most inept monsters ever… Bogus!
- Scary German Guy… is there another kind?
Special Guest: Brad Dracula!
So gather up the kiddies for some family un-friendly fun with your favorite killer comedians. Please be sure you bring at least one virgin! (Don’t worry, that one time doesn’t count.)