My Bloody Valentine (1981)

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Hor-RIFF-ic Productions has decided to spread the blood love, with their next sickeningly funny offering: My Bloody Valentine (1981).

Gary (I-don’t-like-to-be-touched) Slasher and his always lovely corpse bride Erin are more than willing to dissect this Canadian horror classic.

What do you need to make a horror movie in Canada?

  • Beer – a lot of it.
  • Miners – the less safety conscience the better.
  • “Eh?” – a lot of them.
  • Harmonicas – there can be only one!
  • Women with low standards.
  • And a dryer that can handle a severely unbalanced load.

Presented in mind-blowing 2D!!!

Hor-RIFF-ic Productions has gone the extra mile and is providing tracks to both the theatrical and uncut DVD versions of the original 1981 film.  It must be loath love!

Be our bloody valentine and rate this track and be sure to leave you comments of love and adoration below.

Purchase at Rifftrax.com

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