What? No, it can’t be! The last film was supposed to be it! Noooooo! Oh well, at least Gary and Erin Slasher from Hor-RIFF-ic Productions are coming along too. That’s right, it’s time for Friday the 13th Part V: A New Beginning!
Why would they put themselves through the torture of having to watch that hulking moron Jason Voorhees stalk the morally ambiguous citizens of Crystal Lake yet again?
- Nipples!
- Scatting!
- Candy Bars!
- Clean Sheets!
- Ambulance Drivers!
- Celebrity Lookalikes!
Plus: Corey Feld- Wait who the hell is that?!?
So pop some Prozac and join us in group therapy as we suffer through this crazy crap-fest. And remember: Kill Jason once, good for you. Kill Jason 5 times… then it’s just getting ridiculous.
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