Hungry? Your pals Gary and Erin at Hor-RIFF-ic Productions have cooked up a tasty treat for their 10th victim: THE STUFF! Never heard of this gaggingly bad MO-tion picture? Well tuck in! You don’t know what you’ve been missing… Spanking! Abe Vigoda! Communist plots! Wild mayonnaise! Folksy sayings at every turn! Extremely effective advertising jingles! Warning: […]
Victims
Friday the 13th Part 3
Again?!? Surely they didn’t make another one. Ok, if you say so, but it does seem like overkill. Hor-RIFF-ic Productions is back for another installment of the famous horror franchise: Friday the 13th Part 3! Gary, Erin, and Satan return to Crystal Lake looking some merry mayhem. But with the same recycled deaths and lame attempts […]
Tremors
Did you feel that? The ground is moving, something’s under there! Oh wait, somebody was just shaking with laughter after watching the newest Hor-RIFF-ic Productions victim: TREMORS! Gary and Erin Slasher, along with Satan and a gaggle of their freakiest friends, are ready to drag this cult classic down and kick sand in its face. Smelly, […]
Monster Squad
How can a movie with Dracula, Frankenstein, the Mummy, Wolfman, and the Creature from the Black Lagoon be bad? Exhibit A: The Monster Squad. Hor-RIFF-ic Productions riffers, Gary and Erin Slasher, are primed to rip this 80s childhood favorite limb from limb. Yes, even the little girl, that @#$%&! In case you’re not familiar with this […]
Stephen King’s IT (Part 2)
Hor-RIFF-ic Productions is proud to present the 2nd half of Stephen King’s classic made-for-TV epic — IT. Having been sufficiently tenderized by Cinester Theater in part one, Erin and Gary Slasher are set to devour IT’s remaining half. Mmmm….mediocre acting talent. What can be expected from this creepy crapfest? Cross-dressing corpses Adorable fortune cookies Brown Thrushes (Noooo!) Sizzling […]
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